Man complains about kinky sex

Danisa Masuku
A MAN not amused by kinky sex tookA� his wife to court because he felt violated by her approach to the mating game.
Butholezwe Nyoni, (62) who is married to a relatively young wife, Martha Nyoni (36) from Dromoland resettlement in Umguza district left the court in stitches when he said his wife always pinches and squeezes his a�?ballsa�? in a bid to have sex with him.

a�?Your worship this woman troubles me a lot, demanding sex. I dread going home because she always wants more than enough,a�? he said atA� Inyathi civil court.

When he turns her down, she tries to excite him in a kinky manner.
a�?When I refuse she squeezes and pinches my balls. As a result I have developed an erectile problem. I cana��t satisfy her because my balls are always swollen,a�? he added.

He just cana��t take it no more.
a�?I am fed up with her and I request that you grant me a protection order so that she stays away from me. I have endured enough abuse,a�? he said.

In her defence, Martha said Nyoni was covering up an affair.
a�?He is lying your worship. He developed that problem long back. The problem is that he co-habits with another woman who he has a child with, thata��s what we always argue about,a�? she said.

The magistrate on circuit, Stephen Ndlovu, granted the pair an interim order and instructed the two to go for counselling and come back on 30 September.