unhappy couple

Husband complains about wife’s privates in court

Danisa Masuku
WATERY privates a big No!

A man from Mkheswa Village in Lupane ditched his wife after accusing her of having big and watery private parts as a result of sleeping around.

Mhlupheki Dlamini (43) expressed his bitterness at the Lupane Civil Court last Friday saying his wife, Jane Ncube (32), was a woman of loose morals.

He told the court that he had stumbled upon several raunchy sexual messages on his wife’s phone.

“I have seen several lewd sexual messages on her phone which were from her lovers and when I asked about them she flatly denied them saying they were stray messages,” said Dlamini.

Dlamini went on to say his sex life had become a nightmare.

“Since she sleeps around with several men her private parts have become watery and that puts me off. Your worship, it’s like I am masturbating when I’m having sex with her. That’s the horrible sex life that I’m enduring,” he said.

Due to that Dlamini said he could not stay with a loose woman.

“I have been reduced to a mere man in the community because she sleeps around with anyone who asks for sex. I think it’s wiser and better that she returns to her parents where she would have freedom to sleep around without being questioned. I cannot take it anymore,” he said.

However, Ncube shot down the accusations saying her husband wanted to marry a local teacher.

“He is lying that I sleep around, what I know for sure is that he is ditching me because I have turned down his request to marry a local teacher. And he is in the habit of beating and insulting me whenever an argument arises,” she said.

Lupane resident Ndumo Masuku ordered Dlamini not to physically and verbally abuse his wife. He ordered the couple to go for counselling and come back on 18 September.